Petrie Dish Declares “Supply Intersects Demand at Dublin, Ohio”

Bacterial colonies inside a petrie dish at Harvard University spontaneously organized into an x-y axis yesterday and declared that pricing in competitive markets always settles in Dublin, Ohio. Dave Bishop told reporters that his simple combination of nutrients, bloods, carbohydrates, salts, and dyes placed in an agar-based growth medium would “shake the cozy world of micro-economics[…]